Tuesday, December 26, 2017

#81 Diagnosis Murder


Our hosts get into the holiday spirit with Dick Van Dyke and his whole doctor detective crew! 

Sarlacs, snarled, Jake and the fat man, Big Lots, Win Co, The Blair Witch, and Sharper Image are also discussed. 


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Monday, December 11, 2017

#80 The Prisoner


Ari's triumphant return means our hosts are covering their faces in shaving cream and traveling back in time to the 1960s, a dystopic time where Big Brother was always watching and citizens lived in fear of big white balls!

Toy cars, three-toed statues, polar bears, The Dharma Initiative, teeter totters, jukebox cave tunnels, aliens, and Knick Knack and McGooGoo are also discussed. 


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Tuesday, December 5, 2017

#79 Manimal


With Ari still busy feeding the hungry, special guest star Kelley is back again with Manimal, the best eight-episode ’80s animal sci-fi show you’ve never seen! How do his powers work? Is he a Manimal in the sack? Listen and you just might find out!

Elephant explosions, growling panthers, bird calls, rafter panthers, snake faints, housecat breastfeeding, growling panthers, waterfall catfish, golden bears, growling panthers, and white stallions are also discussed.


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Friday, November 24, 2017

#78 Boy Meets World


With Ari away serving up hot Thanksgiving meals to those in need, guest star Joey (of Roswell fame) steps up to fill the void! And TGINovember keeps rolling along without a hitch, as boy meets world, podcast meets show, and Jon meets THE DEVIL INSIDE HIM. 

In keeping with a Thanksgiving theme, some of the following are also discussed: condiments, elephant garlic, pine nut splinters, Duck Hunt, turkey legs, blue-cran-berry sauce, and salad-sobbing Feeny.


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Tuesday, November 7, 2017

#77 Step by Step


Thank God It's November keeps rolling along with Step by Step, the show that never would have been if it weren't for the matchmaking Velma! Our hosts attempt to unravel the mysteries of Patrick "Pat" Duffy's cooking, the ominous disappearance of Brendan, and much more!

Milk Who’s Talkin’, hard milk, wedding registries, Jim Belushi’s puffy nipples, denim, and Mr. Buttons are also discussed.


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Thursday, November 2, 2017

#76 Hangin' with Mr. Cooper


The first installment of the brand new, must listen "Thank God It’s November" series kicks off with Cooper, Cooper, Hangin’ with my ma-aaaan!

Lampin’, Cuba Goodin’, and Mark Curry’s terrifying plane encounters are also discussed. 


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Thursday, October 26, 2017

#75 Bosom Buddies


Pre-Big, Pre-Burbs, and pre-Bachelor Party Tom Hanks and his bosom friend Peter Scolari have to dress in drag for cheaper rent! Hilarity ensues!

Lost, grizzly cheese, Wayne’s World, World War II, World War I, and the Vietnam War are also discussed.


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Saturday, October 14, 2017

#74 Joey


The baby kangaroo leaves all his buddies in the Big Apple and heads out west to Hollywood. No, it’s not “Chandler,” it’s Joey! And the stoner guy from Road Trip!

One name shows, Prison Mike, Paul Rudd, and belts are also discussed.

 


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Thursday, October 5, 2017

#73 Sports Night


Special guest star Harrison drops back in the pocket and smashes a home run right down Broadway! That’s a 12-0 lead for the What Happending podcast over the Mighty Fightin' 15,000 meterers!

Laugh tracks, cry tracks, traffic obsessions, Ball Four, catering, Nick Kroll, Latin, the Knicks chances at taking home the hardware, and Bus Lady are also discussed.


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Monday, September 25, 2017

#72 Spyder Games


Special guest star Kelley takes us through everyone’s favorite MTV soap opera lead-in to Undressed, Spyder Games. Do these Spyders work for Russia? Or Sega? Or do they just run an insect zoo? Listen to find out!

Foot sex and tree frogs are also discussed. 


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Monday, September 4, 2017

#69 The Dukes of Hazzard


It's the season five premiere! Car chases, car crashes, chubbies, car chases, orphan girls, car crashes, and banjo abound. 

Sean William Scott, Waltham, and duct tape role play are also discussed.


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Thursday, August 10, 2017

#68 Pushing Daisies


A dashingly handsome pie maker, a delightfully British narrator, a deviously dick-holey funeral director, and a doggity dog dog dog! It's Pushing Daisies! Just a warning; once you hit play, listen all the way through without hitting pause otherwise this podcast will die.

Balancing your chi, tweets, gloves, Audie awards, and The Burbs are also discussed.

 


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Friday, August 4, 2017

#67 Martial Law


Hut, hut, hut, heee-yike! Sammo Hung drops back to pass, Arsenio Hall is wide open! But oh no it turns out he was on the sideline and hadn't checked into the game, and now the referee has tripped, broken his pinkie, and accidentally poisoned himself. Scorpio wins!


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Tuesday, July 25, 2017

#66 Doug (lost episode)


Recorded weeks, perhaps even months, prior, at long last the Doug episode has arrived! Grab a Honker burger with a side of nematode, sit back, and enjoy!


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Saturday, July 15, 2017

#65 Greg the Bunny


It's time for more puppets!!! With button eyes or real human eyes? You'll have to listen to know. Oh, and Bob Gunton loves knives. 

Ron Artest, Gilbert Gottfried, Meet Joe Black, and the life and death of the Olson twins are also discussed.


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Tuesday, July 4, 2017

#64 Weird Science


Happy Fourth of July! 'Merica best country on Earth, where fax machines create beautiful women and the bombs burst in midair. 


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Monday, June 26, 2017

#63 The Real Housewives of Miami


There's a fashion show and then the one woman shoots a gun at a shooting range and then another one tries to throw a blueberry in her kid's mouth and then this other one goes shopping and then Jabba the Hutt goes BRGLEBRGLEDYOONO and then they all have a chef cook them food and then someone has a wedding and the bride is almost late to the rehearsal dinner but then it's fine. Wow! RHOM!


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Sunday, June 18, 2017

#62 Baywatch


Get your tanning oil, swimsuit, sunglasses, umbrella, and hunting knife; we’re going to the beach!


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Tuesday, June 6, 2017

#62 Downton Abbey


After a failed first attempt to watch Downton Abbey (that turned into a yet-to-be-released very extra special lost episode!) our determined hosts teamed up with guest star Melissa for a second go at the popular BBC drama. And wonderful hats, costumes, and chopped boiled eggs greeted them with open arms. Chicken oysters, Maggie Smithsass, Stanning for Spacey, Avatar, and Myst are also discussed.


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Tuesday, May 23, 2017

#60 Nash Bridges


Our hosts delve back into the world of law enforcement with the ever-charming Don Johnson and a giant, delightful cesspool of other co-stars!

Street Magic, Hunter S. Thompson's morning workout, and Imhotep are also discussed.


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Tuesday, May 16, 2017

#59 Xena: Warrior Princess


Special guest star Allen helps our hosts breakdown Xena's dark past, superb frisbee throwing, and incredible bamboo lily pad head hopping stick fighting skills.

Trolls, cyclops, Ryan Gosling, CGI masks, plastic beetle hair, and many other magical beasts are also discussed. 


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Friday, May 12, 2017

#58 My So-Called Life


Cool Dads, Mom Hair, Ignored Sisters, Hot Daughters, Faith No More, Tino, So-Called Irony, Coming Out Bisexual, Angst, Thursday Night Parties, Tree Readers, Ghostwritten Love Letters, Hiding Behind Open Doors, Subconscious Punishment, Frozen Embryos, Breasts Between Us, Plasma, Anne Frank's Freedom, Yearbook Club Dropouts, I Dream of Tony, Tell Her, Toaster Shockers, Full Glasses of Milk, Secret Crushers, and many more of your favorite '90s bands are featured in this SMASH MTV hit!!


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Sunday, April 30, 2017

#57 Sanford and Son


We watched this show, wow! Special guest stars Jackie Gleason, Fred Armison, Frank Robinson, Billy Madison, Luke Jackson, Pat Robertson... and Robin Lopez!


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Tuesday, April 18, 2017

#56 Moonlighting


Will they or won't they? Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd star as a pair of late night lounge crooners hellbent on making it big in the cutthroat world of song and dance... Or do they or don't they?

Thick sausage torture, glass elevator chases, anarchist mohawks, Munch's universe, and Jon's new coy pond are all part of this week's brand new, star-studded episode!


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Tuesday, April 11, 2017

#55 Duck Dynasty

What happens when benighted people with poor camera presence are deluded by avarice and thrown into contrived scenarios? You get a dynasty... Duck Dynasty. 

An astounding lack of happenings leaves our hosts a little lost for words as they try to make sense of the "redneck" "business" "men" and women of this "reality" "entertainment" "television" show.


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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Thomas Rosales Jr. Minisode


After an appearance by Mr. Rosales Jr. in MacGyver, a deep dive into his career ensues and a fascinating pattern emerges. A case of deja vu strikes our hosts, and they are left to wonder if life is a loop repeated, if free will exists or it is only an illusion, if they have seen all these finales before. 

Bonus content: What Happending is pleased to announce our first corporate sponsor, a soon-to-be-named coffee giant. Listen to the end for the world premiere of the brand new commercial jingle!

And we'll be back next week with Gilligan's Island!


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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

#53 Highlander


There can be only one episode of What Happending where our hosts watch the unending episodes about the unending lives of the clan MacLeod. Watch out for Slan the man! Seinfeld fashion and boat phones are also discussed. 

With an unmatched list of standard advanced driver assistance features, the 2017 Toyota Highlander is one of the best values in the midsize SUV class. Its interior is high-end and comfortable, and there’s plenty of cargo space. 


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Wednesday, March 15, 2017

#52 Twin Peaks


Who killed Laura Palmer? And where did the jelly donuts go? Our hosts tackle these questions and more as they attempt to make sense of the bizarro mind of David Lynch. Opposite ventriloquists, Road House, Mace Binaca, and jackalopes are also discussed.


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Thursday, March 9, 2017

#51 Entourage


With Ari away interviewing new potential interns for the show, Jon and Carlos recruit former guest stars Jake and Melissa to help fill the void. Without Ari's guiding light and spirit, our hosts have a hard time staying on message. Topics of conversation include, but are not limited to, Kyle Somalier, Tinder, The Revenant, kid vampire, golf, Lost, Jelly, and Mark Margolis. 


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Tuesday, February 28, 2017

#50.5 Knight Rider


Jon didn't feel comfortable giving the 50th retrospective complete rights to its own number, so we're back with episode 50.5! Michael Caine Q ass fool, David Hasselhoff's fresh face, a mysterious land called Silicon Valley, David Hasselhoff jogging, Comtron, voodoo, demolition derbies, turbo boost, road head, the Baja Boys, desperate waitresses, angry truckers, Steve Jobs, Mr. Feeny, Henry Gibson (again), the dean from Animal House, Craigslist ads for young men, slide whistles, magic earrings, bong microscopes -- it's all packed into one podcast!

 


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Saturday, February 18, 2017

#50 The Spectacular Retrospective


How time flies when you're watching only the pilot and finale! Our hosts recount some of the best and worst series and characters from the 49 shows they've watched to date. 

Who's your top three? Email us, we got a gmail account. 


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Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Monday, January 30, 2017

#48 Saved by the Bell


On this episode, our hosts get a heavy dose of Slater's spinning dance moves and wrestling singlets in both the pilot and finale, as well as plenty of sing and dance routines from the whole cast of the Teletubbies--er, Saved by the Bell. Jamie Foxx's lost son and nuclear power are also discussed. 


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Tuesday, January 24, 2017

#47 The Bachelorette Season 12


In a What Happending first, our hosts watch the first and last episode of a single season of competitive reality TV, the Bachelorette season 12! 26 dudes whittled down to one. Who will it be? The erectile dysfunction counselor/pastor? A non-white person? The country boy? Santa? Spoiler: it's a white person.

 

Apocalypse Now, ElimiDate, coconut basketball, and Starship Troopers are also discussed.


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Wednesday, January 18, 2017

#46 Gossip Girl


Who is Gossip Girl? Why do people care? Is Serena back in town? Why do people care? Is Dan likable? Is Chuck the worst character of all the 46 shows we have watched to date?

Our hosts attempt to answer these questions and more on this episode! Dan, MySpace antennas, Dan, sandwich continuity, and Dan are also discussed. 


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Monday, January 9, 2017

#45 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air


Guest star Anna and our hosts watch Will Smith, Carlton, and the rest of the Bel-Air crew grow up before their eyes as they watch the pilot and finale of the show that kickstarted a career of mediocre hero movies and PG rap songs. Death, The Sandlot sequel, canned studio silence, and douche cliches are also discussed. 


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Thursday, January 5, 2017

#44 Peep Show


It's (was) New Year's Day, do you know what your podcast is doing?? Watching Peep Show, of course. In What Happending's first foray into the world of British shows, triple-chinned Matthew Broderick and Jez do not disappoint, giving our hosts an authentic, up close and personal glimpse of British Americana, teeth and all. 


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